It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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