Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
