Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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