yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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