We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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