thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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