i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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