if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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