His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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