standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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