I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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