she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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