just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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