Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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