didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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