Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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