About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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