Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This baby is an asshole
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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