I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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