why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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