Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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