It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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