And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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