I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
