No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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