He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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