problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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