Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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