and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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