Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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