your room smells of hookers.
And success
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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