16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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