i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize