I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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