It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
please come you make the beer taste better
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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