i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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