He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Who died my cat blue again?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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