So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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