why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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