i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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