We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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