Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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