Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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