ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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