why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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