I just made out with a guy for $7.
this just has baby written all over it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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