): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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