Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
