Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I am one with the molecules
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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