so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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