exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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