My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Randomize
