I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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