i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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