Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize